Whoa, slow down Tonto, those similes are dangerous. Sweet like honey filled treats? AMAZINGNESS. Jesus, you're a genius. A titan with letters. Rhyming is expert. Fucking writing professor. Some shit I can't even begin to describe... but wait, limmie give this a try...
Buddy, you're stupid as shit.
Trying to insult a writer by writing a diss
so deprived of the wit that's required to spit.
If I were you I'd retire and quit. Seriously. Do it today.
Your similes are killing me, and I don't mean in a good way.
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