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Originally Posted by Darth Yoda
I always sit to piss. I'm a bitch. On the other note, Neighbors right, what's even worse, is when you have a boner and you have to point it down and the dual stream effect takes place and you're like a captain on a wrecked ship and you're ordering commands and grabbing towels and pulling levers and knobs and you want to go into the toilet more but your peen might touch the urine water and your piss is hitting everything with the dual stream cannon. You're worried, and it hits the toilet paper so now all of it is stained and you'redoing some weird frogger leap frog thing with the toilet with half a boner and dried up semen everywhere, or whats worse is when your semen is fuse burned over the opening and it's like trying to shake a carbonated drink or popping the champagne bottle and you can feel it go through your penis tract and it's like holding the water off from a hose you think its cool cause it builds up pressure and then you sympathize with hoses. And I can't sit down like I usually do because my boner won't allow it, and there's no possible geometry or angle in the world that would allow me.
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AAAAHHHHH U BEAT ME TO IT FUCKER