I hate waking up with morning wood in the middle of the night an u to to the bathroom cuz u gotta shit but u also have to piss to so ur tryna do both but u can't cuz ur dick ain't going down in the toilet so u have to like shit an hold in the #1 then kinda stand halfway over the seat to aim it down...otherwise u gon have ur junk all under the rim of the toilet lid an that's just no bueno...
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