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Originally Posted by Frank Metts
When you flip someone off do they find it cute? ... Went you got your first manicure did the bill you for a kidacure? ... When you dip mcnuggets in Mickie Ds sweet and sour do both fingers get sauce on them as well?... Did they need a microscope to find your robbery finger prints?... How many virgins have you fisted and their cherry was still in tact?... Does it feel weird only being able to touch palm calluses when high fiving? ... Did you think your micro machines were really matchbox car size as a kid?... In your case is a handful really enough?... How many half black eyes have you given people?... Are fist bumps frightening?... When you choke a bitch does it take two hands to get around her trachea? ... Does a Blunt look like your griping a redwood?... On the first Nintendo how far apart did the A and B buttons really feel? ... Shouldn't you trade in your galaxy note for a galaxy sticky note? ...
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this just obliterated my soul and then put tuberculosis in the air at the local chidren's burn clinic