[Certain]

This shit is hideous. It's about time the highway's leveled.
Road has more patches than the Yankees' jerseys after 9/11.
Those lines must have been drawn by kids with autism.
Looking like the highway crew was mid-withdrawal symptoms.
And we're wondering why throughway's empty?
Rocking more craters than the faces of all of the white dudes on Netcees.
There's only one solution: violence. My stompings are fatal.
So when I say I'm hitting macadam, I'm not talking 'bout Rachel.
You're worse than any street I've ever driven, though
Looking like the set from Cars — by that, I mean fictional.
It's not just the picture. I'm seeing how you're awful,
and I'm buying a Chevy Blazer — as a vehicle to off road.
I've driven on the GWB in rush hour and find you inferior.
The last time anyone liked The Streets was Original Pirate Material.