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Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer
Ur topical story telling is lackluster and undeveloped. I will literally make u eat a coffin of dicks in a storyteller.
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i woke up
i woke..
up...
groggie. what is thsi?
i'm used to slumber
not this summer bliss...
sword?
the weight on my thumb
and wrist.
(DORIS YOU FUCKIN BITCH)
am i.
ami pixlated?
where r u? my princess.
im searchin through forests
smoking on incense.
were is my bag of bombs
i must be off
the drag of bongs.
im in a castle, fightin
vagabonds.
lookin for the sword,
in a crag, a rock.
jackin off, d pad got
me lokin for ragnarok.
doris?
doris
is pixeleted
i found the final level
finally found the devil.
ground and pound,
A button
like shootin rounds out
the bezzle.
ungh
this is meld ta...feel like
livin life in hell
with a steel knife,
wut u dont kno is,
im' playin zelda
in real life
ungh
buss yo head.