[PancakeBrah]

I'm Wise's best friend, Emilio. I accompanied Wise on his recent trip to buy pot cookies dashed with MDA and heroin. We converted it into dabs. We're crazy, and don't care about nuffin. While we got fucking blasted off that, we ate four mushrooms each and ran a train on a 34 year old named Lisa. She had a fat cooter. Thing is, it was a pussy eating train. We all took turns eating that bitch out, we were in another planet zone. It was a train because we had like seven apparitions with us, one was Hellen Keller and one was Doris Burke. The rest were Larry King. That bitch came four times. She was hot; you mad we have quirky opinions about sex? Thought so. After we did that we pounded her out, double penetration watching the Seahawks listening to borGOre.