Lol bags had the perfect wording for describing NYE... It's amateur night at the Apollocoholic ... People like me who don't smoke or drink or do drugs gets drunk and do all kinds of stupid shit and then wake up next to a chick who's painted the color of the Statue of Liberty and you have the Auld Lang Syne lyrics written on your ass in permanent marker and your having vague memories of riding the Statue of Liberty like your the fucking ghostbusters then you look in the bathroom and your jump suit and proton pack are on the floor and you were fucking egon , and that's the most upsetting part because no one wants to be egon ...
Last edited by Frank Metts; 10-29-2013 at 09:34 AM.
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