This ladies and gentlemen is Bacon Cheese. It's cheese and bacon bits put into a tube to put on your bread for breakfast. It's delicious. How do you survive without it?

(Don't mind the ham cheese on the far left, it isn't that great in comparison.)
__________________
I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave,
So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o