[Neighbor]

Originally Posted by Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

Ya not gon ruin it for me.

Last year i actually told one of my buddies that ive decided halloween to christmas will now be encumbered in my "happy holidays" greetings. New years eve/ day is by farrrrrr my least favorite holiday....of ever. Shit is amature nite. I gotta stumble over susan from accounting who only goes out one time a year.....new years....an clean her alcohol poisoned puke off my fresh grey woven pea coat while she bkeeds out on the pavement after tripping over the curb in her way to bar #13 just to be turned down at the door for being shitfaced ANYWAYS. Son i drink in the professional league of gentleman whi enjoy drinking with other gentleman and sometimes sum hoes...if they kno theyre fuckin place, stfu and fuck. I mean....cmon.....whens the last time the NFL or NBA had casual day and let average joes just run out on the court/field an play with the big dogs? NEVER. Fuck u new years eve. Im an adult.

That shit is gospel