Throwback Battle
John Hensley vs. Oneduh
Oneduh:
Like it wasn't enough that you bit his line & style.. the craziest shit
.. Is you using the shit in his custom text to make our alias with
If you don't pull bitch moves like last week, you KNOW you're in trouble
So go ahead, agree on a line limit......... then post more than double
Dude can't even afford to eat, will this help? nope, sadly
Hen WILL be layin an egg.. but it'll be in the vote tallies
Since you're Hen.. Rooster would be the right name for your slut
.. Plus every morning her screams wake my entire neighborhood up
I'll be remembered for settin records.. before you hate me, chill son
I'm sure you'll be remembered too,
.. as the guy I got my 3rd AND 18th win from
Don't act like you forgot.. that shit is fraudulent, pal
I got the W before, HEN.. & you know exactly WHEN I'm talkin about
You fallin off.. it was said best in Chingy's new track
Cuz everytime you try to leave.. I gotta question bringin you back
I'll get verse of the week, top power rank, & top punches?.. it's not a problem
The only place you WON'T be seeing One.. is in my loss column
Last week, you got all that^.. I was hypin him up
But thanks to you biting.. this'll STILL be onesided as fuck
When the votes come in.. you'll see everyone say my name
Champ'll get so many picks.. it'll look like the Monday night game
They say Hens' concepts are fresh.. sumin is funny here tho
He's like Janet Jackson.. his newest shit is 20 Years Old
John Hensley:
Claim to be original...
^^Never pay attention whenever this cat speaks.
Man, dudes called my line played last YEAR...
... so sure enough.. Oneduh goes and drops the shit last WEEK.
Wack geek. quit braggin, kids know this head's rhymes are wack.
Don't thank ya skills for beatin me last time..
... you can thank the votin' deadline for that.
You gave me top verse, top punch, after that how can you fuck with this.
When YOU were responsible for an entire mag that basically sucked my dick.
Now u and women? i might be the meanest, n' ya likely to see this.
Cuz a bitch would NEVER touch One.. unless they mention the size of his penis.
Janet? haha, it's halftime. i don't care if kids might see this.
But i'll play Timberlake..
.. cuz when it comes to ya title.. you're gettin stripped like she did.
Don't think he prewrote, shit, i'll let HIM tell ya his threads rehearsed.
Anthraxspits: '' put it this way.. i started writing for you when i read your verse ''
Kid broke Cale's record, so ya think ya equal and ur lovin it dog.
Except he did it against Tang, Namix, Corey, Scientz.. and oh yea, he WASN'T the mod..
Last month was the 9/11 anny, showcasing it's power.
And ironically...
.. bar graphin' ur success is just like a before n' after pic of the twin towers.
My fists cause broken necks, so stop writin' words before ya think.
^Like drivin without turn signals.. they'll make ya fuckin head turn before ya blink.
And speakin of it now, fuck an alias, best believe he's goin down.
True, we BOTH used to be King... but I'M the only one that's leavin' with the crown.
Haha, ya gettin' shut out this time, mainly due to you droppin' gay.
But u'll still be undefeated.. if u win word of the week.. n' decide to take this loss away.
Predictions
Strikta vs. Hollywood: This should be
the battle of the week. Both are known
to come with it. And they're on a very
similar level, so this is hard to call. But I
think I've got to give it to Strikta here,
simply because Holly hasn't battled since
NC shut down, so he could be a bit rusty.
SiK vs. Allen Knight: Another really good
battle. Note that all battles were random-
ly generated. But I have to say that I like
this matchup. Allen Knight is the very safe
pick here, but I have a feeling that SiK'll
be really motivated and could catch Allen
sleeping. On the other hand, Allen is a
very consistent battler that never really
slacks. So I guess he has to be the pick.
Muff vs. Rayge: Similarly to the SiK vs.
Allen Knight battle, this could end up as
an upset, because Rayge has been ele-
vating fast and Muff might underestimate
him. But Muff always brings one or two
really hard-hitting lines in a battle, and I
think he'll be able to win because of that.
tyler vs. Meth: Another nice battle that
isn't too obvious. But tyler has been do-
ing text longer than Meth and seems to
be a more well-rounded txtcee overall. So
I think that he has to be the pick here,
even though he has a lot of personals
against him that could really help Meth
clown him. Still, I got Tyler Durden here.
Hush vs. bleak: They have had picture
battles against each other in the past,
which Hush all won. Even though Hush
is probably even deadlier at picture batt-
les than he is at regular ones, I still have
him as the clear winner here. He is one
of the NC Hall of Famers and bleak is
still looking for a come-up. No Thrift Shop.
Genocide vs. Sharp Nine: This is not a
bad battle by any means. Both are still
learning how to polish their text verses,
but both already have a quite good un-
derstanding of the fundamentals. It's
probably just a matter of who's been
elevating faster recently. Still, I gotta
give this to Genocide, simply because
he's been doing text longer and has the
experience on his side. Kinda close, tho.
God Of War vs. Inertia: Unless Inertia is
an alias (which I don't think), God of
War should take this for sure. Everyone
knows what he's capable of, & it should
be enough to defeat someone new here.
Joe Boston vs. Malachi: This is a very
even battle. Both are relatively new to
txt but not bad by any means. I think
that Joe has been doing it a bit longer,
but not by much, so I give the slight
edge to him, even though this is close.
Dr. Benzo vs. Boredom: Unless Dr. Benzo
is an alias, Boredom should get this. Due
to the possibility, he shouldn't slack tho,
because he might get caught otherwise.
Jay vs. Immaculate: Both seem to be new.
And I think that both still have some ele-
vating to do. It probably comes down to
who tries more. And that's why I gotta
give it to Jay. I just hope that Immaculate
takes this as motivation and drops really
dope just to prove me wrong here. Do it!
mdesanto vs. Dystopian: A decent battle.
Unless Dys is an alias, this should be even.
I can't really predict the winner here, since
I've never seen Dys battle, but if both try
here, it should be a cool little read for us.
Time for Odds
Who will champ the league first?
bleak: 8-1
Meth: 6-1
Malachi: 10-1
Allen Knight: 3-1
SiK: 5-1
Boredom: 6-1
Immaculate: 10-1
Sharp Nine: 8-1
mdesanto: 10-1
Inertia: 11-1
Dystopian: 11-1
Hollywood: 3-1
Rayge: 6-1
tyler: 4-1
Joe Boston: 7-1
God Of War: 2-1
Dr. Benzo: 11-1
Hush: 2-1
Genocide: 6-1
Muff: 4-1
Jay: 11-1
Strikta: 3-1
Outro
That's it from me. Now it's on you to put
in some work and prove to everyone you
do deserve the props you were given in
advance. All there's left to say is: Enjoy!
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