[patrown]

we had some thick acid once. real pure. my boy hit me with a large dropper full, which was 5 hits. he was already on just as much, about. then, we filled the vial up with water and each took a shot. that's the day i learned exactly what acid tastes like. in my whole mouth. for a long time. so, i'm 20 or so hits deep, driving around in my 1985 dodge convertable with the top down. allllll the way from the beach, up the 55, to the 91, all the way out till it turned into the 215... back and forth for hours and hours. got sun burned as fuck. could focus in with microscope vision and see the chemical name of whatever i was looking at crawling around like little ants, but the ants were the letters of whatever my brain imagined the element to be.

people were made up of little marching lines of "deoxyribonucleic acid" etc etc. i get home three days later.. look up at the sky and moon, then the clouds flying by started turning into goblin zepplins. if you ever played warcraft, you know what i'm talking about. but the freaky looking zepplins with horns and spikes on them and shit had little goblins in the baskets. and they were laughing. laughing so, terribly, painfully hard. eventually, they just laughed their little guts out of their mouths in explosions of more zepplins, with gobblins in the baskets.. that were laughing.
that was a fucked up sunburn though.

damn mike that's one way to destroy a trip.