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Originally Posted by Frank Metts

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"Hey Guys the following paragraphs will describe the feelings that I encountered as I went about the usual activities of my day today."




10-26-2013 15:10

DEAR DIARY:

"So Here I am sitting there waiting to get ANOTHER medical test done and I wondered what Joe was doing, so I called him and asked. He said he was currently dipping french fries in a ranchdressing/mayonaise combination that he called voodoo sauce. We chatted for a minute and it was great to have heard from him. My phone rang and it was my supervisor telling me that Terrance had called in and if I wanted to cover his shift, I told him that I would have loved to, but I was currently getting my leg scoped out, even though I already knew what the outcome would be. He then made some jokes about Obamacare and I laughed. I felt bad about laughing because I actually like Obamacare, but he was my supervisor, and I thought it wouldnt have been a good idea to contradict his shallowminded guffawing. sure enough, there was nothing wrong with me, yay! Still in yet, five hours had been wasted. I called my wife and asked what was for dinner and she stated that she needed me to go to the store to pick up a few things because she wanted to make beef stroganoff tonight. I thought "awesome. I love beef stroganoff". I then logged on to netcees to describe all this because I honestly feel that my life is interesting and people give a midget shit. "