Ice eggs. When I was 17 I threw eggs and large rocks into highway traffic. Swerves and "skrrrrrrrrrrtttttt"s everwhere. Pretty sure I almost killed a few ppl that night.
When I was 15 I put like 4 little debbie brownies together into this dense ass food ball and decked this drug dealer's beautiful white lexus. The crater in the passenger side door was the size of a fucking basketball. I almost died that night.
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Ahem.
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