1. His heart beats in tune to It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls
2. He thinks lard is a condiment
3. Him and his imaginary friend made a Super Mario tribute video called 2 guys, 1UP and thought the name was pure genius
4. He once lost his car keys, dignity and self respect all in the same 5 minute span
5. He says Hush's name 3 times in the mirror every night before going to sleep as a way of holding out hope
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