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Originally Posted by detour
did I not call this? lol...I was pretty good at ground fighting too but I did submission fighting, not wrestling...I woulda said I'd go for a half guard if u managed to scoop but I hate rolling around on the ground with another man smh...
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I'm not joking I've stood and fought maybe 12 dudes in my life and 6 of them ended up with eyes rolled back after one hit ... One of those dudes weighed 450 lbs, Joe can attest and no it wasn't him it was this dude Jason, think king hippo falling backwards except dudes pants stayed up and a fence caught him as he slid down .. another almost died but after he went night night I kept beating him because I saw red and attacked like a bull, another I knocked down I flight of cellar stairs and till the day I left that neighborhood he would look at the ground when he saw me.
I mean I've been jumped by four dudes and when the cops have come I was the one standing, I was bleeding but standing ... Swear me and my boys was drinking 40s one night at a party and this dude Israel whom had already graduated and everyone thought was big and bad starting yapping with the liquor tongue and he wanted to wrestle because he was the heavyweight before me so after declining and being called a pussy we went out back and I pinned him twice in the matter of 30 seconds, whole party was watching placing bets and shit. I didn't say shit tried to shake his hand but I embarrassed dude. Bout a half hour later he swung an empty e&j bottle and clinked off my head, I turned around grabbed the bottle and split his head wide open... I had a knot ... Few hours later four dudes role up and my boys run like bitches this one dude Melvin caught a right and landed on the top part of a fire hydrogen, and laid their till the cops came holding his stomach, another dude started whipping me with an old metal car antenna, Israel tried to rush me and I split his recently stitched head back open then kicked him in the ribs this other dude Darrel ran like a bitch and the one I didn't know who was still whipping me like a slave got the work. Put his head though the passenger window of a hatchback ford escort that Darrel the dude who ran abandoned ... When the cops showed up they drew guns told me to stop looked around at the carnage asked me some questions about the car and shit, didn't cuff me as I was cooperating, made me sit on the curb so he could ask the other dudes some questions, ran the plate on the car looked at the slashes on my back and told me to be on my way after I declined pressing charges and hospital services. 3 were black the one that ran was white .. Both of my friends were white and the cops were white, I caught I break I think but I told them I was defending myself.
Then when I got back to my boys house I almost beat his and his twin brothers fucking ass for running, got this hot blonde to clean my back up and then I'm pretty sure she gave me sympathy dome. I know I got dome I just think it was because I was hurt and she felt like sucking cream covered tadpoles out of my pisshole would nurse me back to health .. I I didn't complain. Later on in life I fucked the twins i just mentioned mother and then sent them both a text hat said " remember that time you left me while those dudes were trying to jump me? Well we are even now " and they knew I always joked and said the only way I'll forgive you for that faggotry is when your mom finally let's me frost her ass crack ... They didn't talk to me for a few years after that lol
This all happened after I got locked up.
But after I got locked up when I came home I tried to be the peace maker, it didn't always work obviously but I was the voice of reason more then I was throwing hands.