[Sharp]

INTERVIEW WITH DEATH

Alright, its sharp nine here with the young gawd DLB aka Death. Whats good my dude?

just chillin, killin, and fulfillin man. sup on yo side of the tracks og

I'm fantastic, thanks for asking. First off, do you have any response to allegations from accused child molester Tyson that you're an Uncle Tom?

he's an accused child molester. there's no responding to that. he lurks in little ice cream trucks at 10 pm looking for kids. his real name is dontral. i could see why he's so angry at me, my name sound like i ain't even black. i was disowned from being a nigger at birth tbh. he prob live next to aero in the same ghetto

lmao fair enough, fair enough, FAIR ENOUGH. You don't have to tell him a damn thing. So what's your text history? Any other sites aside from netcees?

this is the ancient story of the lulz tbh. basically i started off w/ potential. about 7 yrs ago, i was the malachi of the internet. Barcotic would bully me in horrorcore, Hush and Vylint bullied me in txt, every txtcee bullied me in pic battles. i ain't have a niche for a while. and niggas was running through while dlb was down tryna take shots. so i went Stone ColDLB Steve Austin on niggas. i was like "nahhhhhhhhh motherfucker, you gettin a can of whoop ass". hit a couple niggas w/ the Stunner, ain't nobody messing w/ me. i beat Lama into an alias. I trolled RB into a dead end. I trolled NC for a while. i'm the best textcee at 18 and under tbh. Hush, Orc, Barcotic, etc. them niggas raised me under their wing and now i'm the top troll/ one of the top txtcees prospering.

Word, word. Speaking of Malachi, you got any relationship advice for the young gawd of boarding?

bags trolling that nigga lmao he ain't even gonna get this bitch tbh. he listening to a 30 yr old dude who not in touch with young pussy anymore. dlb was just texting bitches drake lyrics in his teens and bitches was begging me for my virginity g. bitches was tryna ask my parents if i could give them the D, shit was weird. i almost fucked a co-worker who knew my step-mom too, shit be crazy when u dlb.

Lmao nice. What are your thoughts on the current state of Netcees?

shit's boring. niggas talk about NC being great, it's the 2013 RB w/ less abusive mods but 0 lulz. minus like the usual lulz, bags and company. niggas on NC just boring now, we can't have no intelligent debates cause niggas is ignorant. can't have ignorant debates cause then niggas wanna be intelligent. and the trolls on NC don't hold a candle to DLB in his prime. i ran the site w/o mod powers g, now veritas is the top troll and he's like the worst boarder. he has an alias for everything but none are remotely funny. niggas on NC actin stupid tbh. we have a debate about black ppl acting like it's the "white man's fault" they're still in the slums. t's 20 fucking 13, black ppl own pop culture but don't make a fortune off of itwho's fault is that? the dumbasses not making $$$. and i get called uncle tom cause i'm smart enough to know my shit lol.

Preach. On to text, who are your top 5 or so active right now?

top 5 text to me
orc
hush
dom pretty cool to me
neighbor is the dude spitting some canibus type shit i gotta google but he spit hot fire
blue bayou is always consistently dope. he should be HOF soon tbh
i would include beyond in this but dude dedicated his life to txt. i bet he has printouts of everyone's verses on his wall
i bet he printed out every txtcee's picture from pic battles too and got them next to it with a dart through it once he beats them
kar also could go on this list but he like the NYGiants right now
aero is one of the most overrated dudes to ever txt tbh
illnika aka gta vice city is also pretty dope

lmaooo I think Kar's capable of pulling out a win right now but respectable list. Didn't you just go on a hiatus, goodbye thread an everything?

yeah, i was planning on leaving for a while, cause i been slacking on college but i just realized i got bored of txt, and i've been trying to get back on making music so poof, i'll rarely be on anymore. i got fall break so i have nothing else to do. im still on txt hiatus tho, indefinitely.

I get that too well, I'm in my junior year of college. Can't let it get in the way of what you're doing. I'm getting close to passing out right now so I'll offer you the floor here - any thoughts/shoutouts/callouts/quips/quotes/etc you'd like to leave the NC community with?

"a wise man told me don't argue with fools, cause ppl from a distance can't tell who is who"
u don't know who said that either b. lol im the music man, infinite wisdom. shoutout to the gods, salute to all the g's nationally and internationally. sup to malachi, the dlb of the future. hush, sup young vic. sup gow, holla. sup orc aka NC's justin timberlake. h.t, holla whenever u come back to life

dlb is out g

OUTRO

Shit, I wrote this in one shot lmao. I wanted to do this though, since you guys do deserve some sort of mag. Keep on keeping on in the BA and hopefully I’ll be motivated to write up a better one in the future. For now, I got a public speaking class to prepare for so peace

ADDENDUMS

Blew through this, so I'm doing this to fix up anything I missed
-Adding a few more battles to review section