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Originally Posted by Death
make a thread filled with them and their pics so i know who is who
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Pics ? God dude your Asking me to go back over a decade and stalk some chicks on fb or myspace just to steal a pic and post it ... How many one night stands have you had were you actually remember the girls full name let alone first name ... I can give you the nicknames ive made for these women
Here's one ... When to a house party in the city at my boy john wards house, just one of those nights where if you didn't get some strange you didn't deserve pussy... Anyone their this tiny little cute drunk girl stripping on the kitchen table and of course 12 guys around her just watching, egging her on ... This bitch takes off the ass floss and starts fucking herself with a pretzel rod, my boy jack started helping guide her hand we were all tripping like crazy ... This girl is called pretzel girl btw anyway later on that night she comes out to me out of the blue and says while I was doing that I was looking at you the whole time, of course my wit says something like I hope none of that salt got stuck on your dick trap because high blood pressure runs in my family, she laughs and I know I'll be getting the pretzels rods sloppy second tonight... She offers to take me home and I oblige of course... We ain't even make it in the car she starts doming me up by the passanger door, we finally get in the car and back to her apt and this bitch is Riding me in every direction possible reverse cowgirl from the side from the front an the Pussy is supringly tight as fuck ... After awhile she asks if something wrong and I told her ol liquor dick reared it's ugly head again but she is determined to make me cum so she says I can't leave her apt till I nut, I like the enthusiasm so I agree and the next morning before I could coyote ugly her ass she wakes me up with an amazing blow job, toes curled so far you would of thought Jon jones had another compound fracture... We fuck some more but I'm still semi drunk and tell her, she's like I have to go to work and tells me I'm not going anywhere she gave me money to order food and told me to make myself at home, this continued for 3 days, she even brought me home new clothes and shit ... The last night I stayed their she had to work early so we had a few drinks at her apt and watched a flick and then back to the fucking only this time she insisted I stick it in her ass, tried for a half hour but old toadstool woudnt slide in the warp zone pipe... She says we will continue this tomorrow but she has to get some sleep sooo we go to bed and she wakes up early to soak my darth vader helmet with spit takes a shower gives me a kiss and tells me she'll be back around 3 .. By now I'm fucking bored as fuck had no idea were I was and wanted to get the fuck outta buffalo Jill's apt ... But I'm a man of my word, I found her mail with the address on it called a taxi, used the money she gave me for pizza for the cab wrote a note and left in or her pillow that said... I never break a promise, please wash this pillow case because I stuck the note to it with the children I aborted from my own dick when you left for work ... Thanks for trying
Funny part is she shows up at my boy Ryan's house like 2 months later unannounced, my friends all knew the story and their jaws dropped when they saw her , I was upstairs with this other chick and my boy Ryan came running up like pretzel girls here and she's looking for you so I slide under the bed an watched the bitch walk in the room talking bout, where is frank? He promised hed call me, we had something special... Tell him he needs to call me right away, I'm just glad to know he's ok I thought something happened to him... I was trying my hardest not to laugh and l barely succeeded... This bitch left called my phone 35 times a day for the next 4 months and then I never heard from her again ... My friends still say pretzel girl to see if I'll hide in under a bed shits like saying Bloody Mary on a mirror or beetle juice 3 times to me .. That bitch was fuckin crazy