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Originally Posted by Frank Metts
I had this one decent looking older chick deliver food to my house and she knew me from the old neighborhood I lived in ... She said she was so and so's older sister I can't remember I was staring at her huge tits .. so I joked and said " well you have my cell number on that receipt hit me up " 11 o clock she called and asked me to come over she had some beer and shit so I get their she's in a bed clothes already smoking a bowl and I crack some brews and 50s get rich or die trying had just come out and she was listening to it. Convo turns to sex talk and she brags about how she can suck a good dick and my wit tells me to say prove it. I start dogging the bitch saying shit like I hope you pussy is better then this throat fuck and she gets all determined and starts gagging herself till she literally threw up. I got behind her pushed her face in the throw up a like puppy who just pissed on the floor and hit it doggy until I busted all in her mouth/face which half had throw up on it all dried and crusty . She wanted a kiss and I told the bitch she needed a toothbrush and shower first so she went to the bathroom to clean up asked me If I wanted to join I told her I needed to go to my car to get some extra clothes grabbed her 50 cent cd and the rest of the beer and bounced ... Got a phone call an hour later that I obviously didn't answer but the message said " hey while you out can you grab me a pack of Marlboro menthol lights " ... I never ordered food from that place again
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lmaoo cot damn out of all the fucked up shit i did to females this & that throwing rocks story beats me by far at my most scandalous. the most fucked up shit i did was havin this bitch fuck & suck me in an upstairs bathroom at a party we threw then when she tried to go to sleep in my bed i told her to do downstairs to get me a drink (party was over by that time) & locked my door..with her purse/phone/id/etc & shoes still in my room..which i kept cuz i was a fuckhead. needless to say she walked home barefoot at 5am & i made money. i saw her a while after that one night walkin round drunk & all she did was suck my dick on the sidewalk. ya. no puke or rocks were involved tho lol