Well.....she was sitting on top.of me.....an i was dimension x high.....my body started to leave this realm....so i pushed her off me an.saod.....im gonna be sick
She saod....ok...well...hold on...
I saod no.now....im.gonna be sick now....
Then i leaned over the bed am grabbed her purse an puked my entire day into her coach bag....i kno it was coach becaise she bragged about it all nite....
She said....whatd u puke.into?.....i saod.....
Oh just sum trash bag layin over here
hahakenny rogers.....
I left early today.....wish i couodve been there to see her reach into it....ahhh
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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