When a group of them shows up, you open the door and pop one little pirate in the face so that he knocks out, then when the rest of them scream and run away you drag his limp body into your house screaming YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR FAGGOT FRIEND AGAIN HAHAHA
but then you give him a bag of peas for his head and ask him if he knows his address when he wakes up
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BIRDHORSE 8-15
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