5. The bipolar mood swings. I mean, let's face it, this isn't an ordinary human being we're discussing here. Constrikta is legend; a mountain of a man with a psyche so vast, his emotions have trouble expressing themselves effectively. One minute he could be hyping up his signature brainchild "Fall Brawl" as the pinnacle of text's evolution, spouting off about the earth-shattering stature of the mags to come. The next, he's calling you a faggot and pissing in the corner of his living room while smoking a bag of mothballs packed in a cardboard paper towel tube. The genius of da god knows no boundaries. His tenacity is as raw as Destroyer's shaft after a "Happy Days" marathon.
Taken from.neighbors interview in the fall brawl mag
I think that is dead.on lmao.
Also@lol@wat would god want...haha
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My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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