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NYCSPITZ · 02-16-2013, 06:22 PM

This thread is to increase swag. Post at least 3 things one can do to elevate their swag IMMEDIATELY. Go.

Example:

1. Approach a dime piece, doesn't matter what you say but maintain an arrogant smirk as you speak to her, all the while imagining a vivid picture of her taking a disgusting wet shit while she's in pain and begging you to give her hemorrhoid cream

2. Tell her you HATE HER...wait for a reaction of hatred or surprise, the say "because that dress/shirt is gonna make me shamelessly hit on you all night."

3. Tell her she has an accent and identify it ridiculously (ie nigerian if she's white) then segway into convo.

02-16-2013, 06:22 PM	#1
NYCSPITZ SYRACUSE Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,031 Battle Record: 31-37 Champed - Write Night II - Alias Topical Tournament Rep Power: 4743547	Increasing swag thread This thread is to increase swag. Post at least 3 things one can do to elevate their swag IMMEDIATELY. Go. Example: 1. Approach a dime piece, doesn't matter what you say but maintain an arrogant smirk as you speak to her, all the while imagining a vivid picture of her taking a disgusting wet shit while she's in pain and begging you to give her hemorrhoid cream 2. Tell her you HATE HER...wait for a reaction of hatred or surprise, the say "because that dress/shirt is gonna make me shamelessly hit on you all night." 3. Tell her she has an accent and identify it ridiculously (ie nigerian if she's white) then segway into convo.