Chivalry's dead, assassinated from this idiots head
A living inbred mutt in the gut of misery's bed
The villians get wed, while all their victims of innocents bled
From their hearts in this Valentines bliss full of red..
My date was a horror, brought her some flowers, I arranged and pre-ordered
Lillie's and roses in a bouquet I assorted with flavorful orchids
Arrived at the door, her outfit gave my eyes a full tour
Surprising me more with a full kiss.. ready for what the night had in store
She takes the flowers away and puts them in a hour glass vase
Her smile gave a powered display of mascara clouds on her face
I took out my phone to take a pic of her dress full of ass
She pushed out in pose, which sidetracked me into pressing the flash
Reflections that clashed within shapes and directions of glass
Makes her slip and throw the vase, which I catch, but get refreshed with a splash
A little wet, but we laugh as I help her off of the rug
Falling in lust, feeling all on her butt as we get lost in a hug
Makeup smeared on my face; I look like a queer on Broadway
She busts out, rolling so hard, she socks me in the ear and I'm dazed
I fall on the carpet, next to Gina feeling awfully retarded
Laying in the puddle and petals as the thorns crawl up my armpit
Piercing in pain along with my ears ringing fierce in my brain
Tears are restrained, but the fear that remains has me nearly insane
Leering, she says..
"Are you okay baby!? That must've hurt.
I'm so sorry, but for what it's worth.. here, feel up my shirt."
Nice and firm, but with a softness that makes this shit seem flawless
There's no pauses, she put her soft lips to mine in a long kiss
Getting up, we sit on the couch and I feel my dick slipping out
She hasn't noticed and her lapse in focus slaps it really loud
I didn't feel it at first, but when I do, it's like I'm suspended from Earth
Within this curse, time rewinds to do it over like this is rehearsed
A genital Hearse needs to be made with some sentiments versed
Because if I get to have sex again, it'll be much different at first
She finally sees what she's done and to my disbelief, she begun
Rubbing it and bent down closer and gave a lick with her tongue..
Then spit on it once and when it stood up, the pain was so throbbing
I couldn't fuck if she had two twins and a train was an option
My head's shaking and bobbing in my refusal to stop her
Futile to blocker her and my performance should be reviewed for the Oscars
Punching her pillows as if to give Gina more credit and props
When really I'm wishing she'd stop and take her head off my cock
But I let it continue in this treacherous menu of sex I pretend to enjoy
Gina stretches my pencil and sips it until juice is dispensed through my boys
She dives in with thrusts, choking and stroking the lil' guy with some love
But it's like electricity is hitting me and frying my nuts
Needless to say, I should retreat from this date and give it some gas
I lift up my pants to curl up my stuff and put my dick in a cast
I head out the door, wanting an ice sculpted bed to restore
I've gotten the worst head, but at least it looked better than porn
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