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You need excitement around here? Alright, here's what we do. We gotta change the color schemes on these dude, throw em off, make em wonder what's guna happen next. One day it'll be fuckin purple, the next like... blue, or yellow probably. Then people will be nice and loosened up. Next we can't start wearing all kinds of different types of hats n shit while we board. If you take a picture of you boarding with a unique hat on, you're a pretty cool dude.

There's some kinks in there but I'd say that's a fresh fuckin method right thurr