10-11-2013, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Split Eight
knucklehead gets off the Greyhound, looking pale and sweaty. his sweater's mom's spaghetti. he keeps on spaghetti
suddenly from out of the shadows jumps Hush, Knuck reacts quickly, using the Mil-DOT night sight scope of his Bazooka Joe Limited Edition slingshot to size up his 3'5" frame-
wait...
that cant be hush.. his voice too deep... his facial hair too existent... those sunglasses arenn't CVS Oakleys stolen for senior prom...Hush Jr?
Behind him he hears a subtle lisp. knuck closes his fat jew eyes.
"clever girl"
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Lmao.wtf....
Lmolol
Shit was funny.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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