Beyond is a true alpha.
You do not know of his greatness.
He slayed the giant D. Omen and many other text rappers. This is a powerful feat. I will follow him to the end of the globe as his loyal subject.
He knows all the names of all the other enemies he's ever slayed, and where and when and how many times. His passion for combat is unparalleled. Very alpha.
His sense of style is so far ahead of us. We interpret it as being out, in 5 years, we will be wearing variant BBC/Ice Cream hoodies sold at the bodega next to the Puerto Rican laundromat.
He also beds only the finest female specimens. We just have to take his word for that. We've never seen a picture of him with a woman in it because all pics of the Yond are snapped directly after kicking one out, or directly prior to meeting the next one. That's all.
Kneel down and kiss the lens. Yond is a god among internet personas.
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