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This might seem like the gayest thing I have ever posted on the net... But.... While y'all say that you've found dildos here and there in your mothers/GF's room etc. I have actually owned a black dildo myself a few years back.

Edit: I feel like I have to explain this. Me and my girl at the time went to this porn shop a few years back to buy lube cuz some chicks be like that. Then when we get to the counter and I pay for the shit the clerklady picks up a black vibrator and says: ''There's a campaign going that you get a free vibrator when you buy lube.'' I was 19 or 20 at the time and didn't know wtf to say to her in case my girl wanted it (I mean.. I jerk off, so why shouldn't she have fun when I'm not around? And it's free, so what the hell, right?), not my first time in a porn shop but for sure the first time I buy something there so it couldn't have been more awkward for me. I looked at my girl and she says; ''yeah man, take it with you.'' So I do. We played around with it in bed afterwards and she seemed to like it. However, she lived with her parents and refused to take it with her due to that and using her words; ''You paid for it so you should take care of it, technically it's yours'' while having a fucking evil smirk on her face. So I had that thing in my drawer until we broke up and I finally got rid of it. But there you have it, I've owned a fucking black dildo.