Power Ranks
1. Dominate – real talk, how son ether Beyond is beyond anyone. All the eye lines played, all the james flores lines ain’t shit, and he STILL beat son w/ this handicap. He dropped fire lines from the LULZ and tbh, he running laps around a lot of txtcees right now
2. Cashius – son 2-0 and always beating top tier vets to get the respect he deserves. I battled b and ain’t expect him to drop fire, don’t ever sleep on Cash. That haymaker will catch u, word is bond. He could easily swap spots w/ Dom if he want to, they competing for first.
3. Beyond – only 1-1 dude I could possibly put in the convo is James tbh. He dropping shit like it’s hot. He mad at niggas that he ain’t ever been included in the txt HOF and now he putting up bars like his life depends on it. Everyone in NBL better beware of Bey.
4. Blue Bayou – a notable vet. Probably one of the best txtcees to grace NBL season 7 but he ain’t come as correct as b could. Blue usually none for ripping through opponents but that shit against Tic kinda got a nigga confused like when Lama was exposed for masturbating on cam. He need to drop better to take the throne.
5. Neighbor – son dropped pretty cool this week tbh. I ain’t even hating on him, son drops lots of hot fire in the past but more frequently. He needs to drop more hot bars in a consistency tho, to dethrone any of the top 5 competitors here. He needs to go back to the “old Neigh”
Notable Mention to…
Karaoke
Sn00p
Allen Knight
Tragic
NBL Interview of the Week w/ Aero
Quote:
What is it like being better than every textcee that ever lived? Why do you still even battle when you are so clearly above every other battler?
It's frustrating because I had to reprove myself and I've been unmotivated to do so. I went out in 2007 as the best but when I came to Netcees not many were saying I was the best ever so I had to change that. Fuck Netcees you know what I mean? You couldn't come to rapworlds and body me. I was sick of netcees simplistic style so I helped develop the movement & now Netcees has become relevant.
Let's pretend for a minute that you weren't the GOAT and you were tasked with making a top five list of battlers currently in the NBL. Who would you pick, and why?
5. Blue Bayou - He can be placed anywhere from 1 to 5 based on his effort which at this point I don't feel he's inclined to give much of. He has good concepts, great wordplay and adds a good dose of humor to beat anyone at any given time.
4. Karaoke - He's not so much the premier discussion forum texter anymore I'd give that title to Beyond. Karaoke has a nonchalant style that's effective because it's like he's speaking directly to you. Every punch is designed to make you feel stupid and it works.
3. Neighbor - He's dangerous because he usually utilizes his multis effectively, he's good for two or three creative concepts and then his wording is on point. Didn't care for his verse against Blue because it lacked that classic Neighbor delivery.
2. Beyond - He's been the discussion forum texter lately. Beyond is dope and just very consistent. If you beat Beyond in a 20+ line battle you've done well for yourself. He 's always been a technical writer but when he was a longbar head he was a bit more creative. These days he seems to be going for what works which is why I place him under the person I think is numer one right now.
1. Dominate - Concept wise he can keep up with anyone, his wording is usually crisp, he has the flow and adds a dose of humor. Right now he's en fuego and no one is really producing quotables like him. That line about Karaoke dropping the ball on every word in the tag tourney was ewwww. He can be too light humorish at times though which if you stay consistent he can be beat.
How about that Neighbor guy?
I just talked about Neighbor and I'm 100% positive that his girl has dated black men in her past which is why that relationship wont last. But yo Bags is dope too, Cashius is consistent, Boredom might surprise people.
What is your opinion on the up and coming heads that are signed in this season?
Maybe Phuck Yew because he constantly battles... I cannot believe Rican is still not good after all this time.. Cool bro but man, maybe topicals my dude? The other guys aren't really up and coming they've been here doing their thing like Snoop, Destroyer, Deon they just don't try.
Who, besides you, do you see taking the whole thing?
Well I'm not really in the NBL anymore and after the tag tourney I have a major announcement. I see Beyond taking the whole thing because I think he will be the only one who will stick with it. Buuuut maybe not since he's got HOF'ed he acts like he doesn't care about us anymore. Like its a gift that he's here. Someone look into de-Hoffing Bey please.
What's your favorite punch of all time that you have written?
I have a few but I would be doing them a disservice unless I knew them verbatim and in what context. I'm currently in the process if creating 3 bars that I've been working on since 2007 that will change netcees and they will be revealed during my announcement after tag tourney
What's your favorite punch of all time that you didn't write?
I'm down right fierce like a Hadouken... author unknown
You got kids, that's cool yo, for me your kids are the reason I do 40 in school zones - Kungfugrip
I'll leave his head in his sneakers
then aisle, altar, hymn and go like a wedding Procedure - Sirius
have you talking to your girl like "Jesus baby I cant stomach it!" like virgin Mary Thoughts - Clark Griswald
I knew I'd reach my goals when I looked in the mirror and it said objects closer than they appear - Dynasty
I got him out of his element quick like he pulled up to valet in a Honda - Damien
again, I'm doing these bars a disservice bc I don't know them verbatim
You are currently in the finals of the Tag tournament. Your thoughts on this battle?
Orc and Hush are dead. Seriously. Dom and I have come with quotables every battle so far ni the tourney. Hush and Orc have been lazy and disoriented. They are going to get murdered. Shout out to Hush and Orc though for making it to the finals. If they drop to their potential it could be close.
I see that you admit Frosted Flakes is the GOAT of cereals. This is wise, and the correct answer. What are some lesser cereals that you also enjoy at breakfast time?
This a stupid question but I'd say Honey Nut Cheerios with 1% breast milk of Destroyer gf titty
Who do you miss from the old NCs that isn't on this site now? anyone?
Jayson Fresh was the most creative.. Time Virus where are you? and for goodness sakes can we get some dime women to join Netcees? No offense to Mizz Millionare you're definitely a 4 but we need more women here.
What advice would you give our pal Strikta, who may be facing impending incarceration?
Make sure your family is okay before you turn yourself in.
Place other random thoughts and shoutouts here:
Veritas is the most successful troll ever.
I enjoyed @Victor being silenced by Masaii. Shows there is holes in his bitchy arrogant attitude.
@pancakebrah please have the tag magazine up sometime soon or else.
@...Munster get a real job. One that you're not so expendable and don't ever talk about what whips you drive if you're worried about NSFW material while at work then you cant afford a nice car bitch.
@god of war.... where are you faggot?
ill nik-A... You lost to me yet again. Least you're consistent.
Spacegoat - No one cares about your theories.. At the end of the day you will still be eating Fritos.
@Barcotic come to Netcees where there's real competition.
annnnnnnnd I'm done.
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Predictions
Decibel vs. TicTac
I haven't peeped anything from these guys except for their verses last week. Decibel has the format down, just needs to work more on his connections and wording. Tic Tac writes in a style from like '05. If he switches it up, he may have a shot, otherwise I got Decibel 80/20.
Cashius vs. Mael
Cash has been doing his thing for a minute across the site. He's a tough cat to beat and certainly one of the top battlers in the league right now. I know Mael from ye old netcees, and from why I remember, he dropped pretty dope from time to time. If he's not too rusty, he could bring some heat and make cash work for the win. I got Cash 70/30
Defiant vs Blanco Bishop
Defiant is a decent battler, who has been improving his wording. I'm sorry Bishop, but I have no idea who you actually are. I remember the name, but I have no recollection of talent level. I'm pretty sure he was ok though. I'm gonna go Defiant 60/40.
Destroyer vs Sintro
bye bye Sintro
Blue Bayou vs. Boredom
We all know Blue, probably because we've all been beaten by him at one time or another. He ways comes dope with wording that is hard to match. There's maybe 5 heads that can beat him every other time. Boredom is Shank. He's decent and can bring heat but he has his work cut out for him here. I got blue 70/30.
Neighbor vs. Death
Neigh is another head that's all but unbeatable. His battle last week with Blue was open days after the rest of them closed because it was so close. Plus, he's on steroids, so even if you were to beat him, there's quite a good chance you wind up covered in drywall. DLB been texting since age 2 though, so who knows what he has saved up for these occasions. I got Neigh 70/30.
Karaoke vs Kenny the G
Karaoke is the battler people love to hate. He rarely posts in discussion but culls most of his punches from people's idiotic statements there. this makes it pretty easy for him to dispatch a lot of heads easily. Kenny the G ain't no shlub though. He's a technical battler who can actually put up a good fight against Kar. I'm gonna go 50/50 on this one. (if Kenny shows)
Unfukwitable vs Trag
Trag beat me last week, tragically, (pun) and Unfukwitable barely bested Rican Theoryz. Logically then, it can be said that Trag will probably walk all over Unfukwitable unless he seriously steps up his game. I got Trag 80/20.
Namesake vs. Phuck Yew vs. Rican Theoryz
wow. the battle of the ages. Actually, this battle will most likely suck, if anyone shows. Phuck Yew is butthurt that he got two losses for not voting so he prolly won't even show. Namesake is one of Gamble's 76 aliases and Rican is Rican. Which means there's no way this battle doesn't suck. but we can hope. Prediction: no one shows except for Rican.
Arch vs Beyond
This battle has potential to be pretty dope. Beyond always drops fire that four out of five doctors recommended and that has passed a series of virtual battle probability tests. Arch is in Afghanistan and has to scribble lines down on MRE packages amidst mortar fire and IUD explosions. Both have the ability to bring heat. Arch has his work cut out though. I got Beyond 70/30
Outro
This was a pretty good battling week in general. The voting was really good and up to par with what it should be honestly. I appreciate everyone who in here assisting w/ des and the dlb. One day, I might let u Dagel my wife and I’ll allow it tbh. Bitches ain’t shit yo, but real talk. All the vets gotta drop fire, not some, pave the way for these newbs instead of trying to be competitive with them. Lebron James don’t drop 40 against Carmelo then drop 3 on a rookie SF and let them score 25, you should keep that mentality. All the new guys to text or trying to be the new face of txt gotta step it up, and spit some hot fiyah. They saying txt dead, txt alive somewhere else, nah fuck all them niggas, txt still alive in the NBL. Keep it trill forreal to all the niggas from the hood to the hills! This is DLB & Destroyer with your weekly mag, have a goodnight!
