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DLB · 10-03-2013, 01:10 PM

Battle Reviews
Phuck Yew vs. Apex – Apex is a faggot for not showing clearly. He can go suck ADick. Phuck Yew wins by no show

Namesake vs. Bags – how ironic that Bags was talking all that shit to cunt aka namesake aka faggot on every account aka worst troll of 2013 candidate but didn’t have the balls to post a verse. Smh the same guy saying he’d fuck AK’s mom a week ago suddenly goes MIA like the fat pussy he is. Cunt wins

Blanco Bishop vs. John Dillinger – I thought my boy Dillinger would show, but nah, he must’ve gotten abducted by Dontroll aka Tyson and being subjected to no net access for 24 days along w/ Malachi. RIP u fuckers, Blanco won by no show.
WAIT…. Technically he ain’t tho cause he ain’t even vote on anything. HAHAHAHA u dumb fuck, your win turns into an L.

Sintro vs. Strange – Strange asked for a ext and I swore he was gonna show, then poof, son goes missing on that milk carton shit and Sintro took a no show win, but he prob aint vote so idc, he took an L as well if he didn't and he a decent battler tbh don’t sleep on the guy tho

KnowP vs. Rawn M.D. – Rawn’s faggotry was definitely shown through this no show. Son act like he ain’t got time to type up a verse through his phone while he on the bus but he got time to breathe through them caves he calls nostrils. KnowP wins by noshow but also probably didn’t vote and that’s an L in my league

Cakedout vs. Lotto Smirk – Caked no show’d and tbh he typed verses like a newb but Lotto noshowed twice in a row and will be signed out of my league until he dickrides my net ego and begs for forgiveness. Double hoe show

Death vs. PiE – son no showed and I honestly thought he would drop a verse. Maybe he was discouraged after Blue took his virginity w/ a bar, maybe he listening to Drake new album finding a reason to live. Death Wins by noshow

Boredom vs. Defiant – the first battle I can talk about that actually happened. OH WAIT…. Defiant ain’t show. Defiant decided to not show, and dude’s another decent head. Boredom dropped the type number countdown verse too, just hitting his e-dougie on ‘em. Boredom Wins by noshow

Karaoke vs. Allen Knight – finally, a battle with verses. I felt Kar came a bit harder & most voters agreed with it. The realign line was just fiyah, it was a hadoken to the soul & AK didn’t drop like he did against me tbh I seen both do a lot better but Kar won this by majority vote

Knucklehead vs. Tic Tac – yo real talk, this battle might’ve been txtual diarrhea straight out the ass of Robranda while she was twerking so it spewed onto my computer screen. Tic either a newb or tryna elevate and he was voting so he cool w/ the dlb but his punches was lacking and knuck dropped like he was a newb entirely. This shit was trash but Knuck won barely

Senny vs. Decibel – I found this battle pretty cool even though Decibel ain’t have a quotable imo cause son got potential. He just needs to work on wording, same w/ Senny. Senny already making verses like he a vet tho so he prob a gaylias just waiting to expose itself. The detour line was LOLmatic, along w/ the Chinese surgeon. Senny wins but he losin’ if the IP check exposes him tbh

Dominate vs. Beyond – okay, first off, Beyond if u write a wall of text hate voting anyone who voted against you and I see it, I will ball that wall of text up and stick it straight up your candy ass, jabroni. Other than that, this battle was a nice read. BOTW was written all over it and unless anything else is like this, this def got it. The txt gods were smiling when they saw this. Dominate and Beyond was trading lines back n forth when it came to quoting on some ending to Rocky vs. Drago shit. The makeout line and strikta-premature son lines had me feeling like I needed to take a walk to cleanse my soul cause BAH GAWD, THIS WAS A SLOBBERKNOCKER. Shit was fiyah, but only one could win and most ppl felt Dom won in a heated battle

R!can Theoryz vs. Unfuckwitable – This battle was horrible tbh, Rican like the most notable vet who still makes verses like a newb for some reason & unfukwitable might be a newb truly. You both need to work on wording honestly, shit was horrid. Unfukwitable won but his votes count this week as dlb da god felt a soft spot in my heart to count them as voting links but next week, explain them or I will destroy your town looking for you

Cashius vs. Sn00p – Cash and Snoop some notable dope battlers here and they went head to head in a pretty good battle. BOTW? Nah. It was a nice read tho, cashius clay came w/ da hands, b droppin some punches and sn00p came correct but not to what we used to seeing from the Squirmin’ German yo. On some boxing shit, he be dodging Ls all the time by dropping even doper, but it ain’t happen this time. Cash got the w w/ some better wording, but sn00p coulda took this if he just came a lil harder.

Trag vs. Destroyer – Destroyer aka the Ric Flair of text vs. Trag aka Randy Orton back in 2004. Shit was a beauty in my eyes, even tho it was kinda bad cause it might be how the crown is handed down yo. Trag dropped lots of “old guy” bars while Des used a lot of “azn” bars and that is bad. Shit gets played by your own word of mouth but Trag won by majority vote. He might be on the come up now

Arch vs. Hotdogvendorman – real talk, this battle looked like Dia yo. Shit was garbage. Two vets going head to head looked way better in the battle predictions than actually seeing it. You two should be ashamed for robbing NBL w/ these garbage bars. R!can vs Unfukwitable had as many quotables as this tbh. The gov’t shut down cause that shit was dropped in this battle. How am I supposed to rate ya’ll top 10 when u niggas droppin like newbs. Step ya game up. Arch wins by majority

Neighbor vs. Blue Bayou – back and forth. Back and forth. Every vote in this battle was like back and forth. This battle was dope imo. Bars of fire dropped from all sides, yoga flame everywhere. You truly leading the next generation of txt w/ these fire drops. Neigh was spitting some truly educated shit tho, son had niggas google’ing references and Blue be swagging in his txt like he got on mink while he typin verses, shit got real. As I review this battle, it was 7-6 Blue yo but this was pretty cool.

EDIT: yo this battle took forever and a day to finish. Malachi lost his virginity by the time someone won, but goddamn this was realllllllllllllllllllll close. Neigh won

10-03-2013, 01:10 PM	#2
DLB COLTS GANG Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 2,371 Battle Record: 5-6 Rep Power: 0	Battle Reviews Phuck Yew vs. Apex – Apex is a faggot for not showing clearly. He can go suck ADick. Phuck Yew wins by no show Namesake vs. Bags – how ironic that Bags was talking all that shit to cunt aka namesake aka faggot on every account aka worst troll of 2013 candidate but didn’t have the balls to post a verse. Smh the same guy saying he’d fuck AK’s mom a week ago suddenly goes MIA like the fat pussy he is. Cunt wins Blanco Bishop vs. John Dillinger – I thought my boy Dillinger would show, but nah, he must’ve gotten abducted by Dontroll aka Tyson and being subjected to no net access for 24 days along w/ Malachi. RIP u fuckers, Blanco won by no show. WAIT…. Technically he ain’t tho cause he ain’t even vote on anything. HAHAHAHA u dumb fuck, your win turns into an L. Sintro vs. Strange – Strange asked for a ext and I swore he was gonna show, then poof, son goes missing on that milk carton shit and Sintro took a no show win, but he prob aint vote so idc, he took an L as well if he didn't and he a decent battler tbh don’t sleep on the guy tho KnowP vs. Rawn M.D. – Rawn’s faggotry was definitely shown through this no show. Son act like he ain’t got time to type up a verse through his phone while he on the bus but he got time to breathe through them caves he calls nostrils. KnowP wins by noshow but also probably didn’t vote and that’s an L in my league Cakedout vs. Lotto Smirk – Caked no show’d and tbh he typed verses like a newb but Lotto noshowed twice in a row and will be signed out of my league until he dickrides my net ego and begs for forgiveness. Double hoe show Death vs. PiE – son no showed and I honestly thought he would drop a verse. Maybe he was discouraged after Blue took his virginity w/ a bar, maybe he listening to Drake new album finding a reason to live. Death Wins by noshow Boredom vs. Defiant – the first battle I can talk about that actually happened. OH WAIT…. Defiant ain’t show. Defiant decided to not show, and dude’s another decent head. Boredom dropped the type number countdown verse too, just hitting his e-dougie on ‘em. Boredom Wins by noshow Karaoke vs. Allen Knight – finally, a battle with verses. I felt Kar came a bit harder & most voters agreed with it. The realign line was just fiyah, it was a hadoken to the soul & AK didn’t drop like he did against me tbh I seen both do a lot better but Kar won this by majority vote Knucklehead vs. Tic Tac – yo real talk, this battle might’ve been txtual diarrhea straight out the ass of Robranda while she was twerking so it spewed onto my computer screen. Tic either a newb or tryna elevate and he was voting so he cool w/ the dlb but his punches was lacking and knuck dropped like he was a newb entirely. This shit was trash but Knuck won barely Senny vs. Decibel – I found this battle pretty cool even though Decibel ain’t have a quotable imo cause son got potential. He just needs to work on wording, same w/ Senny. Senny already making verses like he a vet tho so he prob a gaylias just waiting to expose itself. The detour line was LOLmatic, along w/ the Chinese surgeon. Senny wins but he losin’ if the IP check exposes him tbh Dominate vs. Beyond – okay, first off, Beyond if u write a wall of text hate voting anyone who voted against you and I see it, I will ball that wall of text up and stick it straight up your candy ass, jabroni. Other than that, this battle was a nice read. BOTW was written all over it and unless anything else is like this, this def got it. The txt gods were smiling when they saw this. Dominate and Beyond was trading lines back n forth when it came to quoting on some ending to Rocky vs. Drago shit. The makeout line and strikta-premature son lines had me feeling like I needed to take a walk to cleanse my soul cause BAH GAWD, THIS WAS A SLOBBERKNOCKER. Shit was fiyah, but only one could win and most ppl felt Dom won in a heated battle R!can Theoryz vs. Unfuckwitable – This battle was horrible tbh, Rican like the most notable vet who still makes verses like a newb for some reason & unfukwitable might be a newb truly. You both need to work on wording honestly, shit was horrid. Unfukwitable won but his votes count this week as dlb da god felt a soft spot in my heart to count them as voting links but next week, explain them or I will destroy your town looking for you Cashius vs. Sn00p – Cash and Snoop some notable dope battlers here and they went head to head in a pretty good battle. BOTW? Nah. It was a nice read tho, cashius clay came w/ da hands, b droppin some punches and sn00p came correct but not to what we used to seeing from the Squirmin’ German yo. On some boxing shit, he be dodging Ls all the time by dropping even doper, but it ain’t happen this time. Cash got the w w/ some better wording, but sn00p coulda took this if he just came a lil harder. Trag vs. Destroyer – Destroyer aka the Ric Flair of text vs. Trag aka Randy Orton back in 2004. Shit was a beauty in my eyes, even tho it was kinda bad cause it might be how the crown is handed down yo. Trag dropped lots of “old guy” bars while Des used a lot of “azn” bars and that is bad. Shit gets played by your own word of mouth but Trag won by majority vote. He might be on the come up now Arch vs. Hotdogvendorman – real talk, this battle looked like Dia yo. Shit was garbage. Two vets going head to head looked way better in the battle predictions than actually seeing it. You two should be ashamed for robbing NBL w/ these garbage bars. R!can vs Unfukwitable had as many quotables as this tbh. The gov’t shut down cause that shit was dropped in this battle. How am I supposed to rate ya’ll top 10 when u niggas droppin like newbs. Step ya game up. Arch wins by majority Neighbor vs. Blue Bayou – back and forth. Back and forth. Every vote in this battle was like back and forth. This battle was dope imo. Bars of fire dropped from all sides, yoga flame everywhere. You truly leading the next generation of txt w/ these fire drops. Neigh was spitting some truly educated shit tho, son had niggas google’ing references and Blue be swagging in his txt like he got on mink while he typin verses, shit got real. As I review this battle, it was 7-6 Blue yo but this was pretty cool. EDIT: yo this battle took forever and a day to finish. Malachi lost his virginity by the time someone won, but goddamn this was realllllllllllllllllllll close. Neigh won Last edited by DLB; 10-03-2013 at 01:31 PM.