IM RONALD REAGAN WIT THE THOMPSON BLAZIN
IM ARNOLD PALMERS UNCLES FATHER
IM.BRUCE LEE ON LOOSE LEAF
IM SUPER MARIO IN KOOPAS BARIO
IM BRYANT GUMBEL WITH GIANT MUSCLES
IM JAYSON BOURNE WATCHING ASIAN PORN
IM CALYSTA FLOCKHART W NINJA POPTARTS
IM CHUCKY CHEESE IN THE JUNGLE BREEZE
IM SUB ZERO EATING LUNCH HEROES
IM CRAZY KEN AT THE ATM
IM PRETZEL KNEES SECRET SPECIALTY
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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