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a boy in Des Moines dropped his pencil case

4 killed in car accident in Tokyo

white printer paper prices will "continue to rise"

my pool is over-chlorinated

the leaves have begun falling from the trees, but the trees stay standing

UFO reports quadruple according to undergroundspynewsNoNSA.co.tk




the house of bulbasaur has entered its fourth areola. the suns solar flares have gone up at some point in the last six years. I predicted a hurricane once using only weather.com


if you seek, you shall find


how do u peons not put 1 and 1 together??! i have forgotten more unquotable statistics than u will ever learn in ur lifetime. also, i will not provide sources... thats for you to do!