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I'm 25. I'm going to be 26 soon. I'd like to feel this way about someone. I haven't. It's a shame. Anyway, this was cool if not relatable. The rhymes weren't as tight as normal. Zombie probably pulls this off better, but that's fine because you're better at bragging and being funny. Yeah, I said it. The part about the decimal point was a nice turn of phrase. There were a lot of nice turns of phrase, and this was a little more connected than usual even if it wasn't the most interesting topic to be so well organized over. I liked it, but I didn't love it, certainly not like you love your darling.