OH HEY LOOK GUYS. LALALA IM LIKE THE GLASS OF WINE ON THAT BED WITH THE LADY JUMPING BUT THE GLASS COULDNT BE BOTHERED POSSIBLY BY ALL THE COMMOTION
BUT THE GLASS.IS AWARE OF IT.
AND IT ABSORBS IT
SLOWLY
UNTIL EVENTUALLY THE GLASS REALIZES ITS A FAT POWER HUNGERY LONERWHOS ONLY SUCCESS ITS ACTIVATED BY ENTERING THE ADMIN.CONTROL PANEL.
THE GLASS WANTS THE LADY AND THE BED TO ACCEPR HIM
BUT THEY HATE THE GLASS BECAUSE HE THINKS HES ABOVE THEM. HES SEPERATED HIMSELF FROM THEM. HE CANNOT BANG WOMEN. EVER. CUZ THE GLASS IS A.VIRGIN
AND GAY
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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