[Objective]

1. been genuinely pissed off about something on netcees.
2. been roasted on netcees.
3. had a grudge against anyone on netcees.

Don't really care about either of those tbh.

Irl stuff tho':

1. never drove a car.
2. had a working sleeping pattern for more than 5 years.
3. peed on someone.

I'd shake my head at 3 too. But I swear to God too many people have done this, not necessarily sexually or anything like that. Just slipped the dick or whatever and peed somewhere and it happened to be on someone. The most common one is that they peed on their parents as a baby when they were changing them or whatever. But according to my mom I've never golden showered anyone during my babyness and I can't recall to ever have taken a piss on anyone either. I don't know about you, but I take pride in that.