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You Sesame street watching prankster, givin the vibes of a monstrous geek
Talk is cheap, but u a star at least, w/ Jim Carrey's eyes & Phillip Seymour Hoffman's cheeks
You're in debt, forever Diode's younger brother, holdin an enamored syringe
And there's powder on your chin, since u eat more cocaine than u actually sniff
and ol' Fraternity Anne on your side doesn't seem to realize the hand she's been dealt
Holdin' her purse close. She'd wallet off if you came close to her chastity belt
You're a drama queen without a crown. A shy guy with Shiloh's face
You Big Bang Theory watchin' Billabong sandal wearin' albino ape (just die...oh wait)
David Lynch historian. LSAT's ain't for u, ya just a kid that's imitatin'
is this one of those 'preppy yearbook types' meets awkward weightlifter situations?
Watch Vulgatron fold this cast off, make this ogre's lats pop
They call you a Big Foot'ball fan... I'ma just go with Sasquatch
Most opponents laugh em off, but I just consider him a fuckin' disgrace
who rarely Clicks with Madison cuz all his Adam Sandler jokes get him punched in the face
You're ugly, misplaced, a Derby McDirt pervert in the burbs, & this is inertia with words
"THUMBS UP, it's LEGS day!" ...she's happy cause she knows you ain't referring to hers.