this is one I been sittin on for like 4 years 'cept it dont work for me cause I go to my friend and his wife's house party where everybody knows me.
- put on a nice, real expensive suit, shoes, tie - full get up
- eye patch
- hair real neat and slick
- get a chick who's real good w/ make up to put a really realistic lookin, fierce ass scar cross ya face, maybe intersect it with the eye patch, and maybe one more like on the neck. but don't overdue it. maybe insteada the scar on your neck, get a fake (but real looking) neck tat, of like a dragon or something.
- mad srs face at all times
you look all assassin like and scary and shit, right - then here's the best part
when people ask "what/who are you supposed to be" or whatever you have to reply "oh me, nah, I didn't have time to get a costume.. I just... uh... got off work."
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