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Old 09-06-2013, 10:08 PM   #11
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Originally Posted by God Of War View Post
but a lion is unstable on its hind legs unlike tigers n jaguars n shit

and im upset over the croc thing
a gorilla isnt big enough. they are stupid strong. and got thumbs. which is dope. but the lion is gonna eat. its claws are gonna rip dude up. picture a housecat that hasnt been declawed. now picture it as 550 lbs. every claw moves individually like a finger. sharp hooks diggin in, the lions canines put the gorillas to shame. he would fuck the gorilla in the butt while chewing its head off.

only thing that can fuck with a lion really is a tiger or bear. tiger because its basically a bigger lion, and a bear because their hide and blubber is thick enough to have the claws literally only cause fleshwounds

the gorilla has no natural predators, and as such it has no natural defenses. they are only evolved to fight other gorillas, which is fine. bears evolved to fight other bears. but bears have claws and teeth like a lion. so there hide is able to withstand claws and teeth. a gorilla can withstand blunt force trauma and minor bites.

its like having a ufc fighter fight freddy kruger if freddy kruger was a ufc fighter
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