Fucking stupid fucking rawn.
Any minute tiny fucking pinhole of an oppurtunity given to this faggit is immediately abused and instantly turned into a dirtbag brag session of lies that no1 would want to have really done in the first place......let alone lie about it. Human cancer. Fucking stupid fuck. Wed be hanging out...not directly....ud be sum piece of shit that happened to be ratting it up by the pool tables...not even playing.....just giving every single person that shoots tips on what shot to take what angle to hit the ball at.....then ud go off on sum tangent aboit how u used to be the grand wizard kf pool championing in 97....but u had to give it up after u invented ur medical shrink ray that would be used to insert drs into patients bodies for more intricate surgical procedures and places medically impossible to engage at normal size. During the opening day presentation in front of all the worlds most reknownd drs.... russel crowe from a beautiful mind....patch adams....dr doom. John arbuckle.... and godzilla. The shrink ray went HAYWIRE skimming ever so slightly over his hands....NOOOOOOOO!!!! he was forced to quit the pool klux klan. By this time in the story rawn has a raging boner. Hes really impressed himself with how much every1 is interested in his life. But rawnold gump never got to tell that story on that fateful night. Becaise if i ever saw this punkin headed fat face top heavy weird lookin scrawny fantasy liven reality ridden piece of human medical waste id punch him in the head 100 times until i punched thru his punkin shell and candy corn exploded all over the bar. Amd i fucking hate candy corn. Fuck u halloween.
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Originally Posted by DMS
My dad once had like 4 beers at a family reunion, and drove us home better than my mom usually drives.
Not saying being drunk doesn’t mess up you reasoning. I’m turning 20 soon so I haven’t had a drink ever.
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