OR we give them the trailer for Alladin at first, just a taste. We say 'If you move the World Cup to Dubai, you get the full movie. BUT if you move the World Cup to Chicago, we give the full movie...and the sequel."
That's real geo-political negotiation. They accept, sight unseen, then we fucking drone and militarize the fuck out of a victory in WW3. All in time to eat a couple bratwursts while watching Landon Donovan and the boys pull the upset and Chicago prevents a bankruptcy. Win, win, win.
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Netcees 2025 Revivalist Movement Founder
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