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tumbled out of his mother's cunt, in the living room of a mobile home, whilst she watched a Charles Bronson marathon.

dates a woman who owns more handguns than she has teeth

met said soul mate in the 'camping and outdoors' aisle at wal mart

marked his territory on the 3rd seat from the back on his bus route with his scent, everyone in town knows not to sit there

his 'special cologne' he wears on first dates, is actually just deer piss from the local hunting and bait shop, cut with a tiny bit of his own piss

born with varicose veins, jaundice, leprosy and a hair lip

basically what I'm trynna say is this dude might possibly the highest concentrated form of white trash ever discovered.