[Defy Gravity]

Pancakebrah & Vulgar Collabo

YouTube with some writing colleges watching UFO sighting eating arby's
The coleslaw dish was slimily, but the protein jump started me like car keys
What would you do during an invasion in our proximity?
Bitch I would.... (The rest was edited out for lack of positivity)PB
Instead of cooperating I challenged all my teammates
Other writers make my eyes roll with envy like green skates
You're beneath me and I must single you out or something similar
Seemingly against the peace treaty as I brandish your accomplishments in my signature
I leave work, earning a meager wage to waste frivolous
The elements was poetry to me as I play along like you were filming this
Broken bottles littered the sidewalk while my atrocious presence...
Withered like open novels caught in rain accumulation feeling closer to heaven
I prance the pavement watching each drop claim a home traitorous
The concrete's odor was rancid, as rain tame my mobile measurements
I occupied my day with sci-fi journals and a questionable bagel
The food contents ostracized my nerves while my intestinal track was the prelude
I made it home, sans an umbrella or dry clothes
My stomach pains egging me on as I collapsed to my bed eyes close
4 in da morning clock radio storming of a large crowd
Congress dispersed National Guard, riots broke, and the glass smashed was so loud
News flash spoke so foul, a meteor clashed with something in our orbit
If I’m seeing right, it was burning rather awful afterwards it crashed into our water
The object unidentified as the warm rag cause a blur to my gentle eyes
The vessel open wide like a birth canal, the newscaster’s outburst was wild
Just the night previous, I viewed Species so I might be dreaming
Of space demons with tentacles that flair about like tassels on a ten speed
Indeed my nerves further intense as the news camera inched in for a first glimpse
By commercial break my clothes was drenched like the spin cycle shifted into rinse
Vulgar verse
ET eats water buffalos at subway watching Seinfeld episodes
While Everclear intimidate every queer as whitey ford discharge squib loads
And propaganda poster of discount probing coupons
Made my pockets dismount and unload moldy crotons
I can only watch Elvis impersonators moonlight during Vegas acts
While Sigourney Weaver percolates to new heights as aliens savor a new snack
And the close encounter left its host hosting flowers
As Pringles only can devourer one Utz chip as lays noticeably cowards
But superman avoided all green Gatorade drinking bottles
While Melvin the Martian lit a stick of dynamite to make earth a negated problem
Leaving my signing bonuses blown like Nintendo cartages
With Gwenth Paltrows nose my sinuses was clogged with Aresenio Cartilage
Penning with invisible ink my ghost writes paranormal activities
When the vessel opened it was an ad for Hannibal lector’s homosapian kidney beans