VII. Rican - You Wack Mu'fucka....ELEVATE!!
As you know, Rican has been here FOREVER! Claims he is doing it for fun, however, I find that bullshit just like some of the votes here. I known the dude back in the day on numerous sites with the long bar. Hate to say: the dude was STILL on the lower tier! Here is a battle back in 2010 (that he of course lost) with his supposed 'godly long bar'.....
im the weekly plummer, put my drainer in the hole, while ima rampage wit his wife
its obvious to see phlo cant get it together, that it explains the damages in his pipes.
your the fuck they booing, i cant believe it - broken clover your luck is lose'n
you have such a unique trash style, that only YOU could still only suck at doing.
performance is such a weak trait, this coward needs to find a better role,
watch this letter fold, chz your cast is 'partly cloudy wit no change' & thats a weather's toll.
shamrock, i really doubt this midget'll win, full clips bathe'n clover's were do i begin,
so now ya'll can see luc sink to the bottom like lepercauns who cant swim.
x10 subwoofer's music you could barely hear, double tuck flip! pong pongs cant steer either
im at the top cuz im good, you made it there cuz we needed actual male cheerleaders.
This dumb ass Rican still brings played concepts, trash punchlines, and just overall AWFUL! The dude he battled was a no-namer and he still lost. I know damn well he was trying here! I did see he had a 'HW battle' on Rapbattles... and that site now totally lost all fucken respect from me as how the hell is Rican declared HW? RF he actually had a 50/50 record which as well is really surprising.
With months of experience you figured the dude would've elevated just a tad... but sadly he even failed the newbie tourney after how many years of experience? He even has the whole fan-club chanting RICAN!! and probably would DR him to win but still fails! Your pictures are as well stupid and finally reveal your fat self. Short stubby fingers, always posting two pictures side by side, and looking like some well maintained bum with some old swag. STEP YOUR GAME UP RICAN!!
VIII. Interview With Ill Nik-A
So you are the current champion of BA for god knows how long. How do you feel about putting up your title monthly against various battlers?
Easy... Honestly no one scares me, only a few impress me... It's no thing, motivation is key tbh
How do you feel for your first opponent Sharp Nine?
Sharp is koo and I expect him to do ok, I think my verse will be superior though I'm an expert
Is there any battlers that you fear to take your title currently?
I answered that with the first question without knowing u would ask this question and well yea I don't fear anyone
What are your feelings on the new BA ideas?
I kinda didn't read it all I know is I'm champ in 2 of these will be 3 after the tag one so only will need swag n flow so I guess ill win ur ideas unanimously soon... Cool?
And lastly.... Any shoutouts to your fellow NC boarders?
My bro bags, hush, mets, GOW
I'm dope like coke
IX. Interview With Sharp Nine
This has been a long time coming! A battle for the BA text champ. What are your feelings on this battle coming up?
Glad to see this is coming back. UTC was supposed to take over BA titles, then it was gonna happen in a month, then it wasn't going to happen, then.... yeah. This should give motivation to get people battling in here to some level.
I'm looking forward to it, nik's killer when he brings it so I'm actually motivated to write. Kinda sucks this had to happen right during my first week of school, but I should still be able to make a solid showing. Hopefully this is the first of many dope battles to contend for the BA title.
Do you think these BA ideas that are currently in progress will fail or help the BA section?
Definitely gonna improve it. The BA's always gonna be a place for people who just signed up and think they're hot shit to drop weird quasi-coherent lines, but it's good seeing incentives to battle in here popping up.
Like I said before, it got weird, but its good seeing direction as well as some sort of motivating factor that could get some really dope heads interested
I see your the Ultimate Writer champion from the past. The last Ultimate Writer failed and the newbie tourney is almost a complete dive. What are your thoughts on that wack ass Rican losing after years of experience?
lmaoo.... stay golden Rican. tbh I like that he's clearly just doing this for funsies. He's gotten a little carried away lately with all this Bags and co hyping but its been entertaining. The UW wasn't terrible but wasn't really well put together and the Newbie tourney's doing alright outside of having a 3-way final. Kinda disappointed we didn't get a Rican final, but thats life.
In your opinion: What are the top 10 text battlers that are ACTIVE on NC at this present time?
Lot of borderline active dudes make this a harder list to make haha...
in no particular order I'd say Dominate, Cashius, Swerve, Strik, Metts, Karp, Philly, GoW, Orc and Hush
guys like Bags, Destro, Sn00p, Nika and Neighbor to name a few could be on that easily if they were more active
And lastly.... Any shotouts you would like to give? Any shit talking?
Shoutout to the kid DG's babysitting for taking that lifetime mental scar like a champ. And a shoutout to everyone doing their thing... keep on keepin on.
X. Outro
I want to thank all of you for reading this mag and Meth for the opportunity to give these ideas a chance. I know this mag was kind of rushed and delayed, however, I can make a vow that the next mag will be a lot doper with better content and what not. All battlers need get more active to make this BA section dope as fuck.... all the ideas are set in stone at this point... I am just waiting for battlers to make this happen and make BA the place to be again. Many battlers are looking forward to the
Fall Brawl and hopefully NBL will be starting again.... until next month fellow NC... Knock Em' Out!!
PS: The next mag will be all photoshopped!