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Old 08-26-2013, 08:33 PM   #74
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Originally Posted by Split Eight View Post
if you think BJJ homosex ground fighting will work on asphalt/ concrete you are really dumb stupid
it absolutely will

if the dude employing the homosex groundfighting can actually fight tho. my beef with this whole discussion, and this whole topic in general and why i always come in this, is because everyone thinks they know jiu jitsu now. and anyone who's even trained one bullshit session, thinks somehow they are above a dude who gets it for real.

these are well off white kids who got there lunch money took. by and large. with the occasional actual goon, and the occasional normal dude.

but the point im making is most of these dudes have tapped another one of them at some point in training i would hope. so they feel like they have bested someone. better yet, they bested someone trying not to be bested in a fashion that that person actually trains in. its like if a boxer knocks another boxer out. its like holy shit man. i just knocked a dude out who trains not to get knocked out, and to knock others out.

this gives them a huge amount of bro pride. after a month or two, they start thinking of normal people as civilians. they're trained bro weapons. just death machines walking around ready to put your head in there crotch and squeeze it.

but in reality these same dudes might have never got punched in the fucking face.

look at brock lesnar. granted he is a wrestler. its not BJJ. but the point im making is the same. he lived his life without getting punched in the face. the second he took a good shot he looked like a dog getting kicked by its owner for shitting in the kitchen. his ears went down and he was looking for a hole to crawl into.

most of these BJJ dudes can't fathom getting there nose broken and trying to wrestle a guy who is scratching clawing and fighting like a feral animal to get away from his choreographed moves. meanwhile his eyes are swelling shut and he's getting shiners and the other dude is getting loose from his grip

oh no

thats the main thing.

a badass in BJJ who is an actual badass will beat the ever loving shit out of some normal badass who doesnt train BJJ.

thats a fact. but my neighbor ted who trains BJJ? i'm gonna fucking eat his soul
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