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Swerve · 08-26-2013, 02:23 PM

My phone conversation with them would have went like this:

Them: Hello?
Me: Hello, is this Gamble?
Them: No, you must have the wrong number?
Me: Sorry, who is this?
Them: *Insert name*
Me: GAMBLE, I KNOW IT'S YOU STOP HIDING BEHIND AN ALIAS!
Them: What are you...
Me: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GO AND VOTE FOR YOURSELF TOO NOW, YOU FAGGOT FUCK. I BET YOUR OWN MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
Them: Sir, please...
Me: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL YOU EARTHWORM JIM LOOKING COCK MASTER, I WILL FEAST ON YOUR ORGANS FOR A MILLION LUNAR CYCLES WHILE TAKING DUMPS ON YOUR DECOMPOSING BODY.

If they haven't hung up the phone at that point, I would make fart sounds until they do.

Alas, I live in a different country.

08-26-2013, 02:23 PM	#33
Swerve SDub Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 1,874 Battle Record: 40-34 Champed - Alias Tourney III (Heroes vs. Villians) - Fight Night LXIV - Netcees Battle League Rep Power: 64920327	My phone conversation with them would have went like this: Them: Hello? Me: Hello, is this Gamble? Them: No, you must have the wrong number? Me: Sorry, who is this? Them: Insert name Me: GAMBLE, I KNOW IT'S YOU STOP HIDING BEHIND AN ALIAS! Them: What are you... Me: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GO AND VOTE FOR YOURSELF TOO NOW, YOU FAGGOT FUCK. I BET YOUR OWN MOTHER DOESN'T LOVE YOU. Them: Sir, please... Me: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL YOU EARTHWORM JIM LOOKING COCK MASTER, I WILL FEAST ON YOUR ORGANS FOR A MILLION LUNAR CYCLES WHILE TAKING DUMPS ON YOUR DECOMPOSING BODY. If they haven't hung up the phone at that point, I would make fart sounds until they do. Alas, I live in a different country. __________________ No Cap Gang.