It was prison.
YO!!! Dawg, I met tupac.
but nah
My nigga Bo-Vice had my back so we ran shit, I just had to hold his hand when we strolled the yard; it was good fun though. We always joked and made fun of the new guys like this one time Bo-Vice shanked one of them and said "Next time you let me rape you!" I thought it was funny ya know cause he got a real funny accent and is aaalllways sarcastic, real quality guy. He was really wierd though cause he kept trying to convince me to trade cells with his bunkmate.
This one time he fought this cock eyed fuckup named D-Bo and I had to fight his crackhead of a bitch, we actually became friends after that; we started a gang and called ourselves the "kucka Monga Cracka Killas" which was Ironic cause I was white, haha some funny guys. The only problem was it was a dictatorship and D-Bo and my nigga Bo-Vice had a thing for nicknames so we had to call them daddy or pa-paw.
Now that im on the outside I have a real great life, I shoot dice with the neighborhood girls and get payed to have sex; really good pay and the customers are great! My bad bitches make fun of how I dress though :(
But no silly, I didn't get raped.
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