Looking like the type of guy to hire a private investigator to spy on a waitress, using the information to hit on her by finding out what books she reads, then finding other titles by the same author and bringing them to her restaurant while he coyly smiles, betraying his interest but not his obsession, while ordering the same sandwich she makes for herself on breaks with two slight twists, wheat instead of sourdough and no tomato, all while hoping one day she might subconsciously determine him to be her soulmate.
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I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.
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