[Elwats]

true story ok ...

Bags ... your shits pretty tight man, where you from? you just do text or do you do topicals too?
me ... topicals? gtfo they for faggots who write love poems about girls who could give 2 fucks about em
Bags ... true v/ true '' don't tell anyone I do em sometimes ok ''
me ... don't worry, you being a faggot won't make me be a snitch
Bags ... thanks man your cool as fuck
me ... don't start hitting on me you fucking queer
Bags ... sorry
me ... Ok you can fk off now bye
Bags ... Leon ..... el wats .............. leowats
me... FUCK YOU WANT BUTT BOI?
Bags... just 1 minute
me .... go on
Bags ... you must check this link out I think you'll change your mind, it's lyrics are on par with elton johns
me .... but he's a faggot too you faggot
Bags .... Rawn wrote it, it's super dooper pooper scooper
me ... if I read it will you leave me alone faggot
Bags ... yes
me... fuck off then I'm on it

Love guppy

You mean all the world to me.
Without you I can't be free.
You make me pant considerably.
You're my love guppy.

You have the finest rosebud's taste.
Without you my life is waste,
I'll stick to you like Elmer's paste.
You're my love guppy.

I'd break through a citadel.
I'd fight with a raging bull,
Though winning would seem improbable.
You're my love guppy.

My love's as strong as the mid-ocean ridge.
You shine like the rainbow bridge
or like that light inside my fridge.
You're my love guppy.

For you I'd consume haggis,
or lose the joys of Bacchus,
or live in sin with Mike Dukakis.
You're my love guppy.

No time's too long for me to wait.
For you, I'd fight against Fate,
though maybe you could lose some weight,
You're my love guppy.

Without you, I'd be not whole,
I would have to sell my soul,
or gulp a quart of Tide-E-Bowl.
You're my love guppy.

My passion is always mounting.
I'm like a geyser founting.
Well, maybe not, but who's counting?
You're my love guppy.

The love that is the more intense
always has the most silence,
like quiet bursts of flatulence.
You're my love guppy.

I know that my love is true.
I know that you'll love me too,
or I'll hold my breath 'till I turn blue
You're my love guppy.

I'd not forget you if I tried.
You make me all warm inside.
My love's as pure as Naugahyde.
You're my love guppy.

Then I hear the words let slip
From betwixt impatient lips,
"I want to have a relationship.
You're my love guppy.


Pair of fag's.