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I don't smoke often and generally am bumming off a friend while drinking when I do. But if I buy a pack, you can almost guarantee it will be Camel Turkish Royals.

Let me be clear: Camel Turkish Royals. The Golds and Silvers are imitations.

I'm more of a cigar smoker, and I genuinely enjoy the flavor of good tobacco. Royals have that more than any other premium brand of cigarette I've found in this country. They're very European in flavor, and European cigarettes kick American cigarettes' butts.




(Get it? Cigarette butts.)