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Originally Posted by PancakeBrah
I want to get on your soul-crushing regiment ASAP.
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Be a sociopath. Don't be a sociopath, though, just wish you were a sociopath, because what you really are is too needy and gay to admit to yourself. So, be a sociopath. Then realize that being a sociopath is just not environmentally friendly (oh, and care about being environmentally friendly), so you want to not be a sociopath, but being a sociopath is the only way your sensitive feelings (have feelings, which sociopaths don't have) can deal with the cruel reality of life. So now that you're no longer not not a sociopath, you become dull and lifeless in an attempt to become a normal person.
That's just today. I'll try to update you, but tomorrow's mood probably won't have me in an updating mood. Just figure out how to make yourself want to die really badly, but then deny yourself that release. Happy trails.